Egg Jokes

What's an egg's favorite type of coffee?

An eggs-presso!

What's an egg's least favorite day of the week?

Fry-day!

What do you call an egg who likes to go on safaris?

An eggs-plorer!

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

What do you call a scared egg?

Terri-Fried!